You know it's bad when cereal mascots are even making fun of your pants problem, as even Cap'n Crunch (of the same-named cereal) got in a brutal roast at the MLB and their see-through pants dilemma.

This tweet is a perfect opportunity to remind DeCA that Cap’n Crunch isn’t a captain at all but a fat ... the Navy confirmed that the fictional cereal mascot was probably just a commander ...