If so, get ready, because we've, ahem, unearthed an entire stockpile of funny puns and Halloween one-liners in ... Why does everyone like skeleton jokes? Because they’re humerus.

In honor of the annual holiday, we've collected our favorite Groundhog Day jokes to inspire all the laughs. Or should we say, all the wood-chuckles. Did you catch our funny pun right there?

Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other: “Does he taste funny to you ... quaking in our boots or cracking jokes. This Halloween I'm going to dress as a zombie Suffragette ...