“Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas,” Giuliani says as St. Nick. “What would you like for Christmas, darling?” “Rudy Coffee,” she replies. “Not diamonds, not a necklace?” Giuliani says.

Rudy Giuliani is apparently trying to perk up his depleted coffers by portraying Santa Claus to sell his Rudy Coffee. On Monday, the former Trump lawyer posted an ad in which “Mrs. Santa Clause ...