I’m not sure what Santa Claus brought everyone, but it sure is obvious what some of us want. President-elect Donald Trump wants Mexico, Canada, the Panama Canal and Greenland in his stocking thi ...

"Of course we do! Greenland is vital for our national security," Lydic said. "It's the only way to stop Santa Claus from waltzing on down from the North Pole and ****ing our wives." Sam Haysom is ...