Gov. Hochul rolled out an obscene quarter-trillion-dollar spendapalooza Tuesday that picks taxpayers’ pockets, then buys votes with that money. Even while she touts her “affordability” agenda.

Hochul pledges two cops on every overnight subway train. It’s the latest in a trifecta of Hochul subway-crime gimmicks, none of which address the system’s underlying problems. In last week’s ...