I still laugh with glee at Looney Tunes vignettes ... and everyone laughed like Bugs Bunny when he embarrasses Elmer Fudd by plugging the barrels of the hunter’s shotgun with his fingers.

It’s the pinnacle of Super Bowl star power: three minutes of Beyoncé, Britney Spears and Pink, dressed as Roman gladiators, singing “We Will Rock You” in the actual Colosseum. Enrique Iglesias plays ...