After all, this is a series about an elf who wants to fuck her cat, nay, kitten, as expressed by her staring at his itty-bitty-kitty balls, molesting him while drunk, and taking him into the bath ...

In the video, the cousins, sporting matching animal-print headbands, proudly displayed their Hello Kitty-themed purchases ... just for fun but it’s too cute i had to share,” further endearing ...

Amazon’s Alexa will always do its best to make out what you’re trying to tell it, but when it comes to the adorable mumble ... and instead delivers a rather graphic description of pornography.